Loki: We did it we freed the Timeline we found him beyond the storm a Citadel at the End of Time he’s terrifying he planned everything he’s seen everything he knows everything it’s complicated but someone is coming countless different versions of a very dangerous person and they’re all set on war and we need tO PREPARE AND-
Mobius: you’re an analyst, right? what’s your name?
Loki:
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B-15:
Loki:
Mobius:
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Loki: *starts sobbing again*
Mobius: no don’t cry i was kidding holy sh*t are you okay where’s Sylvie
i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much
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